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Queif muffin 

When one qeifs in a car and then locks the windows so the smell stays in longer. And the person who queifed enjoys the smell of their own queif.
Q::"Zak did you smell that queif muffin?"
A::"Yepp I sure did and it smells gooooood!"
Queif muffin by ILoveCMJ July 30, 2009

Queef muffin 

Air pushed in to the vagina and letting your man sucking it out
Damn girl I just gave my man a queef muffin last night
Queef muffin by Ramionnoodle November 3, 2018

Queef Muffin 

A term of endearment from a loving son to his wonderful mother
Mother: Goodnight, son
Son: I will see you tomorrow, Queef Muffin
Queef Muffin by Djmaxipad September 7, 2025

queefmuffin 

Person or being having the properties of homosexualism. A homosexual. Someone or something who acts homosexual and foolish.
"God, Dan is such a queefmuffin"
queefmuffin by Dylan162516125261 November 26, 2007
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
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