quief muffin

a yummy and tasty treat made down there.

Brent: Mmm... quief muffin!!
Meagan: WHat did you just call me!?
Anna: OH BOB SAGET!

by Whaley_girl January 3, 2008

Queif muffin

When one qeifs in a car and then locks the windows so the smell stays in longer. And the person who queifed enjoys the smell of their own queif.

Q::"Zak did you smell that queif muffin?"
A::"Yepp I sure did and it smells gooooood!"

by ILoveCMJ July 30, 2009

queef muffin

a vaginal fart that smells like shit!

u fuckin queef muffin!!

by ur mom April 7, 2005

Queef muffin

Air pushed in to the vagina and letting your man sucking it out

Damn girl I just gave my man a queef muffin last night

by Ramionnoodle November 3, 2018

Queef Muffin

A term of endearment from a loving son to his wonderful mother

Mother: Goodnight, son
Son: I will see you tomorrow, Queef Muffin

by Djmaxipad September 7, 2025

queefmuffin

Person or being having the properties of homosexualism. A homosexual. Someone or something who acts homosexual and foolish.

"God, Dan is such a queefmuffin"

by Dylan162516125261 November 26, 2007