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Queif muffin 

When one qeifs in a car and then locks the windows so the smell stays in longer. And the person who queifed enjoys the smell of their own queif.
Q::"Zak did you smell that queif muffin?"
A::"Yepp I sure did and it smells gooooood!"
Queif muffin by ILoveCMJ July 30, 2009

queef muffin 

a vaginal fart that smells like shit!
queef muffin by ur mom April 7, 2005

Queef muffin 

Air pushed in to the vagina and letting your man sucking it out
Damn girl I just gave my man a queef muffin last night
Queef muffin by Ramionnoodle November 3, 2018

Queef Muffin 

A term of endearment from a loving son to his wonderful mother
Mother: Goodnight, son
Son: I will see you tomorrow, Queef Muffin
Queef Muffin by Djmaxipad September 7, 2025

queefmuffin 

Person or being having the properties of homosexualism. A homosexual. Someone or something who acts homosexual and foolish.
"God, Dan is such a queefmuffin"
queefmuffin by Dylan162516125261 November 26, 2007

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026