A quidge is a queer midget. This person happens to be a midget and queer.
You are a quidge because you are a midget and queer.
by Yorges October 31, 2014
The male equivalent to the queef, a quidge is a fart noise produced by the penis. A rare occurance, the sound produced is noticible in extremely quiet conditions, often a dry release of air resembling dust or gravel.
Man, I let out a rippling quidge last night when I was with Shirley, it was so embarrassing!
by wbaby January 8, 2010
female genitalia; especially with low hanging labia
"Damn, Laquanda gots some straight up quidge"
by Bog March 23, 2004
Gay butt sex. Usually man vs. man
Dan reamed Tom when they had quidge. see flet
by Oliver Quidgeums August 7, 2005