Person 1: Whoa! What the hell is that??
Person 2: I was in a hurry so I made me a quezada real quick.
Person 1: you mean a quesadilla? why's it black?
Person 2: ......
Person 2: I was in a hurry so I made me a quezada real quick.
Person 1: you mean a quesadilla? why's it black?
Person 2: ......
by 77studs November 27, 2016
Ashley is slightly over sized and can make anyone regret meeting her. She is very disloyal so if you have a Ashley for a girlfriend she is probably cheating on you. So make sure you keep you a back up plan.
by Pizza.u July 31, 2022
Deritza Quezada is the most gorgeous girl you will ever meet. She is kind, beautiful, thick, sweet, very goofy, smart, and overall a good friend. Once you have her in you're life don't let her go because she is truly one in a billion. Her personality is the best and will cheer anyone up with it. But if you cross the line with her she will unleash the demon inside of her.
by jajxcnn September 20, 2020
He’s the kind of guy who turns heads without even trying. At 30, he’s got that perfect mix of confidence and charm that makes him absolutely magnetic. His hazel eyes glint with a playful spark, and when he smiles, it’s like the world stops for a second. His body? Well, it's nothing short of a Greek god’s—strong, chiseled, and effortlessly handsome. But what really sets him apart is how he is with his kids: totally hands-on, warm, and easygoing, a guy who balances fatherhood with an easy, laid-back coolness.
But when it comes to Tania, that’s where he’s completely different. He's not just crazy about her—he’s in love with her, head over heels. In the bedroom, he knows exactly what makes her tick. He’s playful, attentive, and knows how to make her feel desired in all the right ways, every time. It’s not just about what he does—it’s the way he makes her feel like she’s the only woman in the world. He’s all about connection, laughter, and leaving her completely satisfied. When they’re together, every moment is an adventure.
But when it comes to Tania, that’s where he’s completely different. He's not just crazy about her—he’s in love with her, head over heels. In the bedroom, he knows exactly what makes her tick. He’s playful, attentive, and knows how to make her feel desired in all the right ways, every time. It’s not just about what he does—it’s the way he makes her feel like she’s the only woman in the world. He’s all about connection, laughter, and leaving her completely satisfied. When they’re together, every moment is an adventure.
Woman: oh, look that’s Anthony Quezada…I heard he’s still with that crazy girl.
Woman #2: well they’re crazy about each other
Woman: I guess, I’m just a hater, I wish I was her
Woman #2: well they’re crazy about each other
Woman: I guess, I’m just a hater, I wish I was her
by Wifeyyytt January 14, 2025