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the spamming of a computer whilst the user is away from there desk. the word "quertfuck" is tiped several times and left on the computer screen awaiting the return of its user.
"john has left the room again! we need to quertyfuck him good!"

"he didnt even notice we quertfucked him untill he handed in his essay."
by secrecy is everything February 16, 2009
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