quertyfuck

the spamming of a computer whilst the user is away from there desk. the word "quertfuck" is tiped several times and left on the computer screen awaiting the return of its user.

"john has left the room again! we need to quertyfuck him good!"

"he didnt even notice we quertfucked him untill he handed in his essay."

by secrecy is everything February 16, 2009

Qwertfuck

When you are bored out of your mind and start to type out all the letters on your keyboard, then realize that you are too fat and lazy to do so.

The common occurance of qwertfuck: I wonder what comes up in google if I type all the letters in my keyboard systematically. Let's see...
"Q", "W", "E", "R", "T", "Y", oh fuck it I'll just go browse Reddit

by DAMNADS July 13, 2015

qwertyfuck

1. The repeated typing of 'qwertyfuck' into someone's computer, with the intent of annoying them.

2. Inserting 'qwertyfuck' into an important piece of work, preferably not your own, in order to confuse the reader or get the writer into trouble.

3. The general spamming of someone's keyboard, by hitting random keys.

'Joe's left the room, let's qwertyfuck the hell out of him.'

'Can you stop qwertyfucking me, this is a really important piece of work!'

by insanejohan March 29, 2009

Quectofuck

wait... yoctofuck wasn't the smallest?

person 1: quecto ####
person 1: *gets banned from roblox*

Banned For 1 Day
Mod Note: No swearing.
Reason: Profanity
Offensive Item: quectofuck

by Iampotato9749 October 28, 2023

QWERTFUCK

v.
to insert an entire keyboard into a woman's vagina, resulting in bloody keyboard which is usually licked clean by the woman in which it was inserted.

"Please make me a sandwich, if you do I won't QWERTFUCK you anymore."

by SUPEROSS December 24, 2007