qwertyfuck 

1. The repeated typing of 'qwertyfuck' into someone's computer, with the intent of annoying them.

2. Inserting 'qwertyfuck' into an important piece of work, preferably not your own, in order to confuse the reader or get the writer into trouble.

3. The general spamming of someone's keyboard, by hitting random keys.

'Joe's left the room, let's qwertyfuck the hell out of him.'

'Can you stop qwertyfucking me, this is a really important piece of work!'

qwertyfuck by insanejohan March 29, 2009

Qwertfuck

When you are bored out of your mind and start to type out all the letters on your keyboard, then realize that you are too fat and lazy to do so.

The common occurance of qwertfuck: I wonder what comes up in google if I type all the letters in my keyboard systematically. Let's see...
"Q", "W", "E", "R", "T", "Y", oh fuck it I'll just go browse Reddit

Qwertfuck by DAMNADS July 13, 2015

qwertyface 

Falling asleep while infront of a computer, usually resulting in the usage of a keyboard for a pillow.

I played Counter-Strike for so 7 hours last night, then qwertyfaced.

qwertyface by rommers April 21, 2006

qwertyfacing 

Typing while half asleep, or being in that fugue state between half-awake and half-asleep while chatting. Used mostly while excusing oneself from chat to go to bed (or when one is chatting well past one's bedtime).

Sorry, gotta go pass out now. I'm qwertyfacing.

qwertyfacing by keileya July 30, 2011

qwertyuikjhgfdsazxcvbnmopl 

Too much boredom

I claimed qwertyuikjhgfdsazxcvbnmopl before you!!!

qwertyuikjhgfdsazxcvbnmopl by plmjiuhnbvcdertg October 29, 2021

QWERTFUCK

v.
to insert an entire keyboard into a woman's vagina, resulting in bloody keyboard which is usually licked clean by the woman in which it was inserted.

"Please make me a sandwich, if you do I won't QWERTFUCK you anymore."

QWERTFUCK by SUPEROSS December 24, 2007

quertyfuck 

the spamming of a computer whilst the user is away from there desk. the word "quertfuck" is tiped several times and left on the computer screen awaiting the return of its user.

"john has left the room again! we need to quertyfuck him good!"

"he didnt even notice we quertfucked him untill he handed in his essay."

quertyfuck by secrecy is everything February 16, 2009