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When you are bored out of your mind and start to type out all the letters on your keyboard, then realize that you are too fat and lazy to do so.
The common occurance of qwertfuck: I wonder what comes up in google if I type all the letters in my keyboard systematically. Let's see...
"Q", "W", "E", "R", "T", "Y", oh fuck it I'll just go browse Reddit
Qwertfuck by DAMNADS July 13, 2015
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v.
to insert an entire keyboard into a woman's vagina, resulting in bloody keyboard which is usually licked clean by the woman in which it was inserted.
"Please make me a sandwich, if you do I won't QWERTFUCK you anymore."
QWERTFUCK by SUPEROSS December 24, 2007

qwertyfuck 

1. The repeated typing of 'qwertyfuck' into someone's computer, with the intent of annoying them.

2. Inserting 'qwertyfuck' into an important piece of work, preferably not your own, in order to confuse the reader or get the writer into trouble.

3. The general spamming of someone's keyboard, by hitting random keys.
'Joe's left the room, let's qwertyfuck the hell out of him.'

'Can you stop qwertyfucking me, this is a really important piece of work!'
qwertyfuck by insanejohan March 29, 2009

qwertyuikjhgfdsazxcvbnmopl 

I claimed qwertyuikjhgfdsazxcvbnmopl before you!!!

quertyfuck 

the spamming of a computer whilst the user is away from there desk. the word "quertfuck" is tiped several times and left on the computer screen awaiting the return of its user.
"john has left the room again! we need to quertyfuck him good!"

"he didnt even notice we quertfucked him untill he handed in his essay."
quertyfuck by secrecy is everything February 16, 2009

qwertyujkl;' 

When you get so bored you decide to trick the urban dictionary by typing the first line of the keyboard.
John: Hey, Jack I wanted to define a new word on the urban dictionary but it didn't work
Jack: What word was it?
John:qwertyujkl;'
qwertyujkl;' by sfgbnbn March 21, 2023
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