Dude, bro...my stomach hurts, i think im about to quem.

queeeeeem!! "what was that?" "sorry bro, i just quemmed..my bad."

Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak

"Those dudes are drinking my lemonade with umbrellas and eating my almond strawberries, fucking quems."

"Hey baby, unbutton my pants and I'll strum your quem with my thumb. Ew, quem thumb."

"Salt lick in his quem."

Mary-Kate Grzesiowski is a massive carrot stackin', cigerettin' sellin', customer servicin' quem 'ed