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A quem is a term used to describe a man who is safe to females. Quem treat women with equal respect and do not make them feel uncomfortable.
‘Did you meet our friend Tom? He’s a massive quem’
Quem by Goochypezz July 12, 2021
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the sound a penis makes when air is pushed from your piss hole. Penis Fart.
Dude, bro...my stomach hurts, i think im about to quem.

queeeeeem!! "what was that?" "sorry bro, i just quemmed..my bad."
quem by matthew maconahuuughhh February 24, 2011
(1) A person or persons engaging in several considerably homosexual recreational activities.

(2) Another word for the female genitalia.

(3) A horses mouth.
"Those dudes are drinking my lemonade with umbrellas and eating my almond strawberries, fucking quems."

"Hey baby, unbutton my pants and I'll strum your quem with my thumb. Ew, quem thumb."

"Salt lick in his quem."
Quem by DumbassDude February 23, 2010
A retarded individual.

Sometimes used with the person's employment role and ended with "face" or "head/'ed"
Mary-Kate Grzesiowski is a massive carrot stackin', cigerettin' sellin', customer servicin' quem 'ed
Quem by MKGisAquem! May 13, 2011
"O Caralho!", seria a resposta do grande streamer "movemind".
Resposta esta popularizada pelo seu uso extensivo pelo streamer e pela sua comunidade na twitch, que se propagou pela internet, maioritariamente em Portugal mas também noutros países lusófonos.
"Olha, perguntaram por ti..." - "Mas quem?" - " O Caralho!"
quem? by Henrytado2002 December 6, 2023

quem hanga hanga ne fellas

the verb to hang, but with a brazilian multisemantical touch
the phrase quem hanga hanga ne fellas a little bit like the verb to hang but with a multisemantical touch on it.

Quee/Quem 

Quee (pronounced Kwi) and Quem (pronounced Kwim) : replaces They and Them, in reference to one who identifies as being part of the LGBTQ+ community, and/or does not identify as either female or male.
Quee/Quem: "Quem is looking for a snack to eat, because quee is hungry."
Quee/Quem by ScarltsPlc August 15, 2022
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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