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the sound a penis makes when air is pushed from your piss hole. Penis Fart.
Dude, bro...my stomach hurts, i think im about to quem.

queeeeeem!! "what was that?" "sorry bro, i just quemmed..my bad."
quem by matthew maconahuuughhh February 24, 2011
(1) A person or persons engaging in several considerably homosexual recreational activities.

(2) Another word for the female genitalia.

(3) A horses mouth.
"Those dudes are drinking my lemonade with umbrellas and eating my almond strawberries, fucking quems."

"Hey baby, unbutton my pants and I'll strum your quem with my thumb. Ew, quem thumb."

"Salt lick in his quem."
Quem by DumbassDude February 23, 2010
A retarded individual.

Sometimes used with the person's employment role and ended with "face" or "head/'ed"
Mary-Kate Grzesiowski is a massive carrot stackin', cigerettin' sellin', customer servicin' quem 'ed
Quem by MKGisAquem! May 13, 2011
"O Caralho!", seria a resposta do grande streamer "movemind".
Resposta esta popularizada pelo seu uso extensivo pelo streamer e pela sua comunidade na twitch, que se propagou pela internet, maioritariamente em Portugal mas também noutros países lusófonos.
"Olha, perguntaram por ti..." - "Mas quem?" - " O Caralho!"
quem? by Henrytado2002 December 6, 2023

quem hanga hanga ne fellas

the verb to hang, but with a brazilian multisemantical touch
the phrase quem hanga hanga ne fellas a little bit like the verb to hang but with a multisemantical touch on it.

Quee/Quem 

Quee (pronounced Kwi) and Quem (pronounced Kwim) : replaces They and Them, in reference to one who identifies as being part of the LGBTQ+ community, and/or does not identify as either female or male.
Quee/Quem: "Quem is looking for a snack to eat, because quee is hungry."
Quee/Quem by ScarltsPlc August 15, 2022