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Queef monster 

A queef monster is when a guy eats the queefs at a rapid pace.
“I had a queef monster in my pussy last night

queef crack bikini monster

after a long night of drinking and waking up to a fat and ugly chick in your bed and the smell of queefs around you and pubes sprinkled all over the place
I went to the beach and there were all fat and dirty bitches with their pubes hanging out while queef crack bikini monstering their way around the beach like its their day to day job while thinking they own the place

Quief monster 

Someone who can fart out of the vagina numerous times a second, also known as a queif master
During the slumber party the girls had a "Queif-off". just as it looked like Selma would win her mom(a 36 year-old retired female body builder) walked in the room and queifed like a terrorist holding an assault rifle at the presidential inauguration. she is now Classified as a Class "S" Quief monster and has been nominated to become Quief Queen of the United States
Quief monster by Freaque nique April 14, 2009

queefmonster 

When a woman manifests a giant shadowlike monster of a queef that overpowers the cock and balls.
Brittany: What the fuck happened to your cock and balls?
Joe: Oh what the hell?
Brittany: I have no idea..
Joe: Must have been the goddamn queefmonster!!!!

QueefMonster 

A bitch with an extra phat pussy that that squeeze out a good queef
Look at that queefmonster over there doing her thang
QueefMonster by Queefmonster October 28, 2017

queermonster 

someone being very queer, and monsterish
look at shawns pink fluffy shirt, what a queermonster