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queef monger

A female who has way to much pussy gas A.K.A "Queef"
Dam Hoe you are a fucking "Queef Monger"
queef monger by Davey Bizzl October 17, 2007

Queer Monger

One who desperately hunts queers (homosexual males of the homo sapien species) in a desire to forcibly insert his penis (the human males genitalia) in the queer's anus (the hole used for defecation). The queer monger will then refuse to share his new fuck post with anyone and keep it (because queers are objects of amusment, not humans) all to him (or her if a strap- on is involved) or herself. They will protect their new diddling hole to the point of raping and decapitating any would be invaders on their territory. Avoid this dangerous creature at all costs, because they will try to use their mongering on heterosexuals ass well if in the mood.
Stay away from that Alex Peacock little Timmy. He's a Queer Monger!
Queer Monger by Rick Maher August 10, 2007

queefmonger 

a person that stomps around while unleashing hideous farts. Queefs, while normally used to describe gases expelled from vaginas, in this case are used to describe the bastardo that think it's cool to fart openly and nastily.
K-Man: God damn you fucking queefmonger, if I smell one more stinky fart from you I will kill your unborn children with a flick of my wrist.
Jameson: You're going to give me a handjob?
K-Man: No, you fuckwad, I'm referring to the crushing blow your left testicle's about to incur if you expel your gaseous horribalus in my sector one more time.
queefmonger by Dykatami March 17, 2010

queefmonger 

A cunt-faced whore who likes to queef and have wild and crazy sex which leads to queefing. queef cunt
Ben: What's up queefmonger?
Susan: What does that even mean?
Ben: That you're a cunt-faced whore who likes to queef and have wild and crazy sex which leads to queefing.
Susan: That's me!
Ben: You're fat.
Susan: And stupid.
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026