Living in the corporate gopher farms of the world these creatures live. Reaching an average height of 2.5 inches they live with a single purpose. There only mission is to keep any one company from gaining all the power. It is their purpose in being, to see that one business doesn’t move to far ahead of the others. See Business Gremlin.
You are not alone in your cubicle. In the quiet recesses, behind your file cabinet or monitor, there live the Qubes.
church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.