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Queasing 

From: Quantitative Easing, the new official government doublespeak for "printing money out of thin air."

Queasing is much easier to pronounce and evokes that slightly nauseous feeling you get when you realise just how fucked the entire world economy really is.
I'm queasing just thinking about my dwindling pension pot, my loss of savings, my worthless endowment, the fall in the value of my house, my imminent unemployment, global warming.....dude, how much worse can it get?
Queasing by MoeThePlumber March 11, 2009

curly queuing 

when you ding dong ditch multiple houses at a time on a corner, so they all come out and look at each other
let’s go curly queuing - st francis guys

queueing 

Waiting in a queue or a line. Queueing is the only 8 letter word in the English language with 5 vowels in a row.
"I'm queueing up for train tickets"
queueing by Sabz July 20, 2004

Queasing 

A combination of “wheezing” and “quaking.” It usually defines significant laughter toward something hilarious.
“Dude, look at this funny cat video!”

“OMG, I’m queasing!!”
Queasing by lemonstick320 June 22, 2019

queuing line 

queu ing line (Q-ing line) n. (Chiefly Brit.) a line or file of persons, vehicles, etc. waiting to be served.
husband: How was the dmv honey?
wife: The queuing line was so long you would have thought I was in Russia waiting for a crust of bread for my starving baby.
queuing line by shtetl_mesch July 7, 2006

Euro-queuing

The term given to the complete inability of our European brethren to line up in an orderly fashion and wait their bleedin' turn resulting in anarchy and further queuing. However does usually have the added benefit of being able to find fellow Brits in the queue as they're often the ones shaking their head and/or tutting in disgust. Most often observed when waiting for an uplift at a continental ski resort.

Can also be used if you feel like jumping a queue.
Bartholomew: Where the frigg are you?
Archibald: I'm stuck in a Euro-queue.
Bartholomew: Unlucky, may I suggest windmilling through the crowd?!

Frederic: Sod this malarkey, I'm Euro-queuing.