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Quarenbiff 

A cigarette which is smoked during quarentine
Purves : Yo Ben! , this UK lockdown is so boring.

Ben : I know man it's pish.
Purves : You want to go for biff lah?
Ben : Yeah sure, I'll go for a Quarenbiff.

Purves : Yo Ben!
Ben : What?

Purves: Got any biff for this joint lah?
Ben : Think I might have a few Quarenbiffs left.
Quarenbiff by JTambo April 14, 2020

Quarenteam 

The small and very select group of degenerates that you choose to break quarantine with. Mostly to engage in illegal and ridiculous activities and also to puzzle.
Hey Matt, it's Michelle. What do you say we break quarantine and go party for three days with the Quarenteam? I'll call Mel and Elliot. I ordered a new puzzle from Amazon for the occasion.
Quarenteam by ShwelaDeville February 25, 2022

Quarentime 

The time spent in isolation so you don’t infect anyone else with your germs. You may not be sick, but the spread is real.
I’m working from home during my quarentime.
Quarentime by newyears81 March 23, 2020

quarentash 

Facial hair grown above upper lip during a period of quarentine
Hey Paul I see lockdown has allowed you to grow a fantastic quarentash, I bet you love re-enacting your favourite 70s pornstar while posing in the mirror
quarentash by Gremstar May 4, 2020

Quarenmullet 

When you're stuck at home and this is the haircut you end up with.
Can't see my barber and this quarenmullet needs a trim.

Quarentine 

When you have to be locked inside your house for at least 14 days to hide from a virus and you're bored outta your mind.
Girl 1: "Hey wanna meet up at the mall?"
Girl 2: "No. YOU KNOW I have to quarentine."
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Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
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