Quarenbiff 

A cigarette which is smoked during quarentine

Purves : Yo Ben! , this UK lockdown is so boring.

Ben : I know man it's pish.
Purves : You want to go for biff lah?
Ben : Yeah sure, I'll go for a Quarenbiff.

Purves : Yo Ben!
Ben : What?

Purves: Got any biff for this joint lah?
Ben : Think I might have a few Quarenbiffs left.

Quarenbiff by JTambo April 14, 2020

Quardniffering

The overly-complicated way of saying "problem" or "case."

We are gathered here today to solve the Quardniffering of Alex's death.

Quardniffering by Mor(e)peko November 30, 2025