Quaromantic is an aromantic identity that describes when one feelsstrong alterous and/or exteramo attraction in place or role of where romantic attraction would or should have been.
I feel that quaromantic describes me very accurately.
The act of quarreling with a loved one as a result of being quarantined in a small house with them during the 2020 mandatory Shelter In Place, for an unreasonable amount of time.
In the event of quarrelantining, immediately retreat to separate rooms of the dwelling for ten minutes, or until the shelter in place is lifted; whichever comes first.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'