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dirty quacker

the act of spreading your lovers butt checks and making a loud quacking noise
I gave my girlfriend a massive dirty quacker

acid quacker

loud fart that comes out too quick, sometimes causing pain to the shitter / ringpiece.
eg. 'boy, i just done me an acid quacker and now it looks like i gonna need me some ringpiece stitches. aint that a bitch.'
acid quacker by mojo7676 January 6, 2005

quacker wacker 

The act of wrapping a warm duck skin around your penis and masturbating in order to simulate vaginal penetration.
Thanks for the duck mom! I'm gonna go in the bathroom and use the skin as a quacker wacker!
quacker wacker by QuackerWacker October 23, 2016

No whackas/no quackers 

A rip snorter of a saying invented by two true blue Aussies down in Melbourne way meaning "no worries." Why say no worries when you can up the ante, have a fair crack at the sauce and yell out no whackas? Sure it might sound stranger than the Titanic in the middle of the Arabian desert, but use it, and folks will be deadset fair dinkum as happy as Larry! We reckon the phrase should spread worldwide, Oxford, if ya reading this Shakespeare please chuck it on ya dictionary!
No whackas/no quackers, made up slang meaning "no worries."
"Thanks for sending those docos over mate"
"Yeah no whackas!"
OR
"Thanks for the meat pie mate"
"Yeah no quackers!"

quackerdoodle

magical tater tot from the planet narklandia
that quackerdoodle is so magical
quackerdoodle by anonymousessssde December 1, 2013

Tacky Quacker 

1. A costume with duck bills protruding from all angles. When on the body, one must quack as though they are a duck about to be crushed by a car.
My neighbor laughed at my tacky quacker, but i knew the rules of the costume and continued quacking.
Tacky Quacker by UtedomLess March 21, 2010