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You usually type this after qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm and mnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq and qazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolp because you are insanely bored... like me. Its also spelled pqzm mzpq zpmq ect.

So there you have it! Now go get a life.
You: GHAAAA! Ive already typed qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm, mnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq and qazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolp and im still bored!!!!

Voice: type qpzm it is the four corers of the key bord!

(sorry if there is some things misspelled)
qpzm by GHAAAAAAAAAA! September 10, 2010
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when your realllllly bored and decide writing pressing the four corners was more interesting then doing your work.
"hey qpzm." "What's that. Some foreign language?"
qpzm by Kingsdudes November 12, 2019

pqzm pqmz pmzq pmqz pzqm pzmq qpmz qpzm qmpz qmzp qzmp qzpm zmpq zmqp zpqm zqpm zpmq zpqm mzqp mzpq mqzp mqpz mpqz mpzq 

You were SO bored that you typed out all the possible combinations of the letters on the corners of your keyboard.
Congrats your boredom has peaked!
You probably have important homework due, yet you would rather do this because anything is better than homework.
pqzm pqmz pmzq pmqz pzqm pzmq qpmz qpzm qmpz qmzp qzmp qzpm zmpq zmqp zpqm zqpm zpmq zpqm mzqp mzpq mqzp mqpz mpqz mpzq

qpzmwoxneicbruvtyalskdjfhg

WHAT YOU FOUND THIS WORD. Now you have seen the horrors of this world, but know what horrors lay ahead.
Ummmm lets do something
qpzmwoxneicbruvtyalskdjfhg *types in google*
WHAT THERE IS A MEANING FOR THIS??????

qpzmalwoxnskeicbdjruvfhtyg 

When you are so bored you decide to try qpzmalwoxnskeicbdjruvfhtyg, which you come up with by working your way inward with the first and last starting with the top row, then the bottom row, and then the middle row.
Looking up online to see if you can identify a qwerty combination that has not yet been discovered, so you type in qpzmalwoxnskeicbdjruvfhtyg and find out that it definitely has been discovered.

qpzmalwoxnskeicndjruvbfhtyg

There is really no explanation needed for this kind of thing.. You really got so bored you decided to do this!?
You: qpalzmwoskxneidjcnrufhvbgty
Your common sense brain: Alright, let's get into the homework now.
Your stupid brain: qpzmalwoxnskeicndjruvbfhtyg
Your fingers: qpzmalwoxnskeicndjruvbfhtyg
Your common sense brain: Why don't you ever listen to me..
You: Haha this is kinda fun now!

qpzmwixneucbryvtasdfghjkl 

Congrats you found the new peak of boredom, nobody else have thought of this pattern. You are all alone now, kill youself...
Person 1: qazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolp
Person 2: I already know that combination
Person 3: qpzmwixneucbryvtasdfghjkl
Person 3: Ha! Take that
Person 3: Uhh, anybody here?
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