qev 

A qev ( pronounced kwev ) is a person who has the habit of smoking food, often chips or biscuits. This word was invented by dodgy teenagers and is not an abbreviation for a word. When used as a verb the verb is to qev, which is when someone attempts to smoke a snack, often acting high afterwards.

Teenager 1: "Bro pass the lighter I want to light up my nik nak"
Teenager 2: "Why you smoking nik naks you actual qev"

qev by Apwtheboy April 10, 2019

Qev 

A derivative of the Minionish word for “couch”

“Sit your ass down on that qev or I’ll the fucking cat

Qev by Queefmaker69 January 18, 2022

qevlaaat 

A word worth 191 points when used correctly on words with friends.

Dude! Qevlaaat is awesome!

qevlaaat by Qevlaaat March 25, 2012

Qevnsoks 

1. Annoying; Obnoxious

2. Darn

1. Jaccob, you are such a qevnsoks.

2. Aww Qevnsoks

Qevnsoks by Nick Guy October 20, 2008