Guy: (Walks into Restaurant)
Server: What can I get you?
Guy: Uhm... Just a Salad.
Food doesn't come for 50 more minutes.
Server: Here is your food, enjoy.
Guy: You too.
Server: For real bro now I have to eat the food my best friend Jermy made because you said "You too."
Guy: qewrytuoipadsfhgjlkzcxvnbm
I am qewrytuoipadsfhgjlkzcxvnbm because I finally found the word that wasn'tUrban Dictanoryized.
Me: How come words like qewrytuoipljkhfgdaszcxvnbm aren’t defined in dictionaries?
Susan: Because they don’t have any meaning. And besides, these are just synonyms of qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm.
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.