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Just... how? How the fuck do you get to this point? Seriously? How bored do you have to be? Apparently, qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm wasn't enough, qazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolp wasn't enough, hell, not even 1q2w3e4r5t6y7u8i9o0pazsxdcfvgbhnjmk,l. was enough. So instead, you decided TO TYPE QAZWSXEDCRFVTGBYHNUJMIKOLP BUT SKIP THE BOTTOM ROW ON THE 2ND, 4TH, 6TH, 8TH, AND 10TH SET. At this point, I'm concerned that you're gonna commit your job, your house and your entire life to just typing these random ass weird keyboard sequences. If you seriously typed this in just now because of boredom, you need a therapist.
You right now: "Ugh, I hate my job, I'm so bored, I've already typed in qazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolp, 5647382910qwertyuioplkjhgfdsazxcvbnm, hell I've even done 1qasw23edfr45tghy67ujki89ol;p0zxcvbnm. There's no more dumbass sequences for me to type, I want to waste my life even more...-" *DING* "Oh wait, I got one! Let's type in the first one, but we skip the bottom row on the 2nd, 4th, 6th, 8th, and 10th sequences, then we'll have qazwsedcrftgbyhujmikol.p;! Hooray!!!"
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