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Just... how? How the fuck do you get to this point? Seriously? How bored do you have to be? Apparently, qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm wasn't enough, qazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolp wasn't enough, hell, not even 1q2w3e4r5t6y7u8i9o0pazsxdcfvgbhnjmk,l. was enough. So instead, you decided TO TYPE QAZWSXEDCRFVTGBYHNUJMIKOLP BUT SKIP THE BOTTOM ROW ON THE 2ND, 4TH, 6TH, 8TH, AND 10TH SET. At this point, I'm concerned that you're gonna commit your job, your house and your entire life to just typing these random ass weird keyboard sequences. If you seriously typed this in just now because of boredom, you need a therapist.

You right now: "Ugh, I hate my job, I'm so bored, I've already typed in qazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolp, 5647382910qwertyuioplkjhgfdsazxcvbnm, hell I've even done 1qasw23edfr45tghy67ujki89ol;p0zxcvbnm. There's no more dumbass sequences for me to type, I want to waste my life even more...-" *DING* "Oh wait, I got one! Let's type in the first one, but we skip the bottom row on the 2nd, 4th, 6th, 8th, and 10th sequences, then we'll have qazwsedcrftgbyhujmikol.p;! Hooray!!!"

qazwsedcrftgbyhujmikol.p; by Beasty2759 May 14, 2023

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prickup

slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable

A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.

prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009

Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

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Serial Monogamist

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.

Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...

Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016

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liquid lunch

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.

"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."

liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004

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dunzo

Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.

This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)

dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004

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ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.

"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"

ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004

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Male Pattern Blindness

When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.

Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"

Male Pattern Blindness by diablo581 February 10, 2008

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