Lingo relating to the Bravo TV's "Top Chef". Every episode reaches its climax in the last 5 minutes when the bottom cheftestants are at judges' table; viewers wait apprehensively for host Padma Lakshmi to utter, "(Name), Pack Your Knives And Go." Thus, when a cheftestant gets eliminated, they are "pykag'd".
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'