pwaph 

(pronounced pwaf)
an acronym that stands for Polygamist Wives against Polygamist Husbands, but refers to a silent fart released from the side when one leans over

Jennifer: Gosh man, did you just pwaph?
Shane: Shoot. I let 'er rip tater chip.

pwaph by bigdad365 April 8, 2019

pewaphobia 

the irrational fear that you will be unable to access a restroom because of extenuating circumstances, such as a full pew at church or a long line at a bar

Driven by her pewaphobia, Susan made sure to use the restroom three times before church.

pewaphobia by gis_in_my September 23, 2010

pwnaphobic 

Fear of being pwned.

Johhny plays on a pve server because he is pwnaphobic.

pwnaphobic by Spod December 30, 2005

paphi

1. See Pi Alpha Phi.
2. Abbreviation and nickname for Pi Alpha Phi, an Asian American Interest Fraternity established in 1926. They currently have 12 chapters around the nation.

Visit www.pialphaphi.com

P-a WHAT? P-A-PHI!!!

paphi by since1926 May 4, 2005

Pwaah 

The sound yelled right before a glomp.

Tom: "Yeah dude, when I heard Tiffy yell "PWAAH!", I knew I was gonna get glomped!

Pwaah by Sir Kinsey III December 31, 2009

Phaphing 

The act of tinkering with your smartphone. Constantly.

"Stop your phaphing and get on with some work!"

Phaphing by Fwing June 16, 2011

pwah 

An all-purpose, informal, cutesy interjection with a contextual meaning ranging anywhere from surprise, to delight, to dismissiveness, to irritation, to sadness, to confusion. As it's a "cute" word, it's rarely used to express serious sentiment or anger. It can also be used as a noun, again to express the same range of sentiments as above. (Tonal intonation is key.)

"I got a raise! Pwah!"

"I'm feeling all pwah today."

"Would you please stop text messaging while you're driving? Pwah!"

"Where do you want to go for dinner? Cuz I'm really hungry."
"Pwah...."

"Are you free tomorrow?"
"Um, pwah?"

pwah by S. S. March 9, 2008