putts

short for "shmutts'

stupid putts

by Jimbo May 21, 2004

Putts

pussy nuts

That gymnast totally has putts! look at her putt sack!

by RickyRickyRicky October 15, 2008

putts

a montana term for a beaner/stoner who is addicted to drugs and men

Marlin the putts smoked a bowl with pookas.

by neil June 23, 2004

Putts

The abrieviation of the Maori word (Native New Zealander) "Paru" meaning "dirty" or "unatractive" The word came about in the mid 18th century when the chief of Nga Puhi "Hone Heke" told the King of England that the fact they were trying to invade Aoteroa was "SOOoo Putts!"

"Stu bro you are soooo putts"

Nick "Hey Ralph"
Ralph "Yea buddy"
Nick "Your so putts!"

by Nikorangaraupo (Nick Poole) Nz October 3, 2008

putts from the rough

He/She is a homosexual.

"Dude, I'm not sure, but I think Kollin might be gay. Is he?"

"Yeah, he totally 'putts from the rough'."

by 'thon September 27, 2006

sappy putting

Very poor putting, when you can't make a putt from beyond 5 feet. Named after Ernie Els, for his SAP hat, and his poor putting.

Tom Watson's sappy putting cost him the 2009 Open Championship.

by Sajak August 10, 2012

Yer maw punts coonsil

Scottish insult: "your mother is a drug dealer"

Counterpart to "yer da sells avon". Often used in verbal attacks, can also be used in retaliation to previous insult.

Yer = your
Maw = mother
Punt = sell/offload
Coonsil = council; cheap, very low quality drugs (usually cocaine) typically prepared in someone's kitchen/basement

See also: yer da sells the avon

"Awa talk shite, yer da sells avon ya roaster"

"Aye well yer maw punts coonsil n aw, prick"

"Cunt"

by purefanny565 February 3, 2017