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puttin on the ritz 

A old song remixed in the 80's. A pretty good song.
"Now, if you're blue
And you don't know where to go to
Why don't you go where fashion sits
Puttin' on the ritz."
puttin on the ritz by rapsux February 28, 2005
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puttin on the ritz 

When one (usually a male) dresses up to go out looking suave and devinare (not a shirt and sum slacks i mean---- shoes shined, pants pressed, shirt iron, clean socks jacket and a hat
Yo, i got this new girl, she so up class its a bitch cuz i gotta put on the ritz for her, but as long as i get her sweet ass.

Puttin' on the ritz 

A slang way of saying "dressing fancy"
Popularized by Fred Astaire song

"If you're blue and you don't know where to go to
Why don't you go where fashion sits,

Puttin' on the ritz"

putting on the ritz 

to dress up fashionabley and to get buck, go crazy. Everything goes.
(on the phone)
Ashley: Hey girlll, cant wait to see you!!! In four days we will be putting on the ritz!
Jocelyn: Yeah, it's going to be bangin. Miss you.

Putin on the ritz 

The annual Russian festival where the Vladimir Putin is feted royally while the poor roam the streets looking for morsels.
``Come one, come none to the celebration Putin on the ritz.''
Putin on the ritz by tirtle March 28, 2017

Putting on the Ritz 

The act of sitting down (usually on a couch) with a box of Ritz crackers. The subject sitting down will usually originally have the intent of eating 5 or 6 crackers, but ends up eating a whole package of Ritz.
Man 1: Man, I was Putting on the Ritz last night.

Man 2: You're such a fatass.

Putting on the Ritz 

Taking Ritz crackers, shitting on them and then feeding them to your partner.
Hey bob, yesterday I was Putting on the Ritz.
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