Definitions by Hissmedaddy

Putting on the Ritz 

The act of sitting down (usually on a couch) with a box of Ritz crackers. The subject sitting down will usually originally have the intent of eating 5 or 6 crackers, but ends up eating a whole package of Ritz.

Man 1: Man, I was Putting on the Ritz last night.

Man 2: You're such a fatass.

Putting on the Ritz by Hissmedaddy March 8, 2016