puttay

A fucking dick head

Shut you puttay

by Azmaan151003 March 2, 2022

Putty

To be willing or submissive, to be like jelly for someone or they features.

"When i looked in his eyes i was putty in his hands."

by lifeseager February 2, 2017

putty crotch

When a woman’s genitalia, mainly the labia, hangs down and features quite stretchy attributes similar to a glob of putty.

Skyler: “Sam had me over yesterday, she kept begging me to stretch out her box flaps around my willie!”
Conrad: “oh dang dude! Did you get all over that putty crotch? “
Skyler: “Yes.”

by Mr. Woodshop Teacher June 8, 2018

Slutty Putty

when someone fingers a slut, and they squirt all over them

Ryan: dude, mikey got slutty putty all over forest last night.
Kevin: damn, thats dirty

by tedddy<3 July 16, 2009

madonna puttana

Madonna Puttana is an useful italian expression.
It may assume several meaning depending on the situation.
The origin of the exclamation come from the beginning of times, where Madonna got pregnant by the Mule and not from Giuseppe, her husband, who was the first to say 'Madonna Puttana'

moeghea madonna puttana !
Please shut up!

ehh madonna puttana !
What have you done?

Varda madonna puttana !
I did know it! It happened.

ehh Madonna (stra)puttana dio can!
We have (serious) trouble.

Chi xe sta? A madonna puttana ?
Who did it? It wasn't you, was you?

madonna puttana

by CCqq January 17, 2009

suicide putty

Parody of Billy Mays' mighty putty; from the You Tube Poop video YTP Billy Mays Suicide Putty

Hi! Billy Mays here with the new suicide putty! The easy way to kill yourself! Just knead to activate, apply, and die!

by awl1993 July 6, 2010

crazy putty

A cursive mis-read of "Crazy Pussy" as seen on 30 Rock. Apparently causes a lot of frustration.

Here, I can't say it, but I'll write it in cursive so you can read it.

"Crazy Putty?"
"No."
"Ohhh, Crazy Pussy!"

by lookjerk July 9, 2010