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A "putland" is the act of two identical twins masturbating onto each other's torso, panting as a train would, and having their best friend (which shares a first name with one of the twins) defecate into the mouths of them both.

I think it's time for a Putland, Mavis. I'm feeling Putlandy tonight. Woof.

putland by ChooChooChoo March 16, 2009

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potland

Nickname for the largest city in Oregon (Portland) because of the copious amounts of marijuana.

According to damn Californians we're all big ass stoner hippies up in this fair city.

Check out definitions for Portland to understand more about why it's awesome. Potland is just for the weed.

potland by Rachal Ray May 24, 2009

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Puntland

A region in Somalia where the accient egyptians originally came from. The Anccient Egytians used to call it " the land of gods".

" the Ancient Egyptians traced their origins from Puntland"

Puntland by YasmineAaliyah December 24, 2006

Putiando

The action of being a hoe! Being a puto or puta!

Andabas putiando anoche!

Putiando by breadbunnybaby February 19, 2019

potlandania

The imaginary peace land of the potheads.
The place where all stoners meet.

Dude man I am from planet Potlandania!

Smoking a doob...10 min. later...
Next stop: Potlandania!
Oana: Yo man... I am at Potlandania!
Inga: How'd you get there maaan?
Oana: I smoked a shitload of weed man! wan' some?

potlandania by MarijOana March 16, 2009

Puntlander

An inhabitant of the tip of the Horn of Africa; typically refers to the Somali northeast, but sometimes also includes SSC (i.e. Darwiishian) territories. It is bordered by Galmudug to the south and Darwiishia to the west.

Her dad is a Puntlander

Puntlander by readyforthemoon55 July 21, 2019

Puntland

Puntland is a region at the very tip of the Horn of Africa. It is bordered by Galmudug in the south, and Darawiish to the west.

she's from Puntland

Puntland by readyforthemoon55 February 9, 2020

Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

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