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quelle grosse PUTEUH !!!! (what a bitch...)
puteuh by le pd du 78 August 30, 2017
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Pulau Batu Puteh 

Often known as Pedra Branca in Western world but supposed to be called Pulau Batu Puteh. It's a Malaysian island illegally occupied by Singapore.
Pulau Batu Puteh belongs to Malaysia, not Singapore!
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orang puteh 

My orang puteh friend will arrive tomorrow on a flight from England.
orang puteh by Marky Jake September 7, 2006

hawk putuh 

somebody spitted on you. think abt it “HAWK PUTUH” sometimes ppl say it through text.
jake: hawk putuh (in text)
jakes friend: lmao
hawk putuh by mr. poopybutt LOL! February 25, 2021

hawk putuh 

SPITTING. The literal speech to text of SPITTING ON SOMEBODY.
hawk putuh *enters a person’s DMs with a vast amount of disrespect*
hawk putuh by luisishorny February 25, 2021
What you need to do when you realize you’re not as good at Wii bowling as you thought.
Lexie is talking trash about how she will beat me in Wii bowling, even though she has lost 3 matches in a row. She needs to Putuhs
Putuhs by Cass The GOAT March 23, 2019

Putehead 

Putehead or Puthead Fan Boy

A Russian bot from Russia, South Asia or Africa who gets paid to go on Facebook or other online media to post propaganda about Vladimir Putin or Russian State control usually in broken google translated English.
"Putin is greatest leader in world" -Putehead fan boy
"Putin so manly and clearly not homosexual riding topless on horse" -Putehead fan boy
"Putin must have very big trouser bulge and clearly greatest man of all for invading Ukraine" -Putehead fan boy
"All US and NATO are nazid people, all layers and faking news" -Putehead fan boy
"Everyone on planet wrong except powerfol Russia underneath Putins big wang" -Putehead fan boy
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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