putaling

(pu-ta-ling) n., derived from the Spanish word, "puta," meaning bitch.
- slang anyone especially unpleaseant or difficult, small- minded

--SYN. bitch, nuisance, annoying, worthless, petty

"Man, you're such a putaling."

by Sebastian Carro November 9, 2008

rose petaling

the act of licking the area around the rectum in small figure eights which then causes your partner to involuntarily shit in your mouth which you then proceed to spit the shit into her twat

Me and dog were rose petaling

by iliketofapallday November 16, 2009

Petaling

A very useless word to describe the obscure process of adding layers of moleskin or makeshift materials to create an ad hoc bushing for the lower rim opening of one's medical penis enlargement vacuum pump in preparation for prolonged use, or as an emergency measure to, for example, abate painful penile shaft edemas or mitigate testicular torsion and seminal vesicle ruptures, commonplace among unfortunate individuals with a thumb dick, so that one may resume vigorous penile pumping, effectively turning the penis into a semi-resilient, flaccid superchubby resembling a miniature rancid eggplant, inevitably leading to DVT - Deep Vein Throboshits and perpetual impotence.

Intercom: "Dr. Wang, please report to the north wing nurses station immediately for adolescent penile pump evacuation and flaccid priapism drainage."
Nurse: "Orderly Johnson, please prepare and sterilize the bone saw and hydraulic urethra lancer."
Patient: "Nurse, please, the pain. I need some moleskin or at least help holding my pump upright."
Nurse: "I'm sorry, son, we do not permit petaling, perpetual masturbation or hand jobs in common areas of the pediatric ward."

by Dr. Octagynocologist December 12, 2013

putaing

Expression from Marseille. Basically it is "putain" with an Arab pronunciation and accent.

When you spot a hot bitch walking down the street.

Refers to hot, easy, sexy girls.

Oh, putaing!

There was a lot of putaing at the club yesterday. The place was crawling with putaing.

by hahahahahahahahahaha January 17, 2008

putaringonit555

putaringonit555 also known as ring or anna is one of the sexiest, funniest, deepest people on marapets.she often likes to post random pictures/screenies or posting lyrics to songs that noone else has ever heard of in rc and has alot of people trying to suck up to her.
most people are in love with her.<333

(putaringonit555)ring: i called her on the phone and she touched herself...

rcer: um wtf ring, are you gey or something.?

ring: i laughed myself to sleep.

by fmeplz. May 2, 2010

Putling

A putling is the best person is the world. It is someone you love and care for. You will never want to hurt a putling. It is usually something you call your boyfriend/girlfriend, because good friends are usually named "put" or "putte".

"Hey putling! Wanna come over?"
"Sure putling. I love you!"

by Putling May 2, 2010

putalight

a slang term used to ask someone for a light for a cigerette or other.

hey man putalight. let,s putalite.

by siko16 August 1, 2007