put it on you 

To fuck or have sex

Baby doll when we meet I'm gonna put it on you

put it on you by XXXDoll April 13, 2014

put it on you like lipstick

using the penis in a circular motion over the lips as a lipstick dispenser. like a woman applying lipstick

ill put it on you like lipstick

put it on you like lipstick by mayhem/adamdog23 January 31, 2022

You can’t put a hat on a mouse and call it Abraham Lincoln.

A saying used when you’re trying to disguise one thing as another, and it’s blatantly incomparable.

Bob: I bought the same suit as Brad Pitt so I can look like him!
Tom: Bob, you can’t put a hat on a mouse and call it Abraham Lincoln.

You can’t put a hat on a mouse and call it Abraham Lincoln. by Beigepuppy01 June 14, 2025

sometimes it’s okay to be a bit selfish and there will be times over the next 12 months when you really must put your own interests first no matter what that might mean for other people. What you do for yourself will benefit them too later on 

sometimes it’s okay to be a bit selfish and there will be times over the next 12 months when you really must put your own interests first no matter what that might mean for other people. What you do for yourself will benefit them too later on

sometimes it’s okay to be a bit selfish and there will be times over the next 12 months when you really must put your own interests first no matter what that might mean for other people. What you do for yourself will benefit them too later on

sometimes it’s okay to be a bit selfish and there will be times over the next 12 months when you really must put your own interests first no matter what that might mean for other people. What you do for yourself will benefit them too later on by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 15, 2025

Put It On Your Skin 

If u say something that you really mean,"Put It On Your Skin" because once it's on your skin,it's permanent. In reference to a Tattoo.It has a sense of honesty behind the statement that u made,when u "Put It On Your Skin".

No more swearing to God or putting anything on your kids.If u really mean what u say,"Put It On Your Skin" and I will believe you.

Put It On Your Skin by King Hearns January 17, 2014

Put it on your wish list.

Phrase derived from a common online shopping option, but now used in colloquial speech to indicate that a requested action or item is beyond the pale and will not be honored. Often accompanied by a W hand-sign formed by an angled linking of two L's using the thumb and pointer finger.

You want to borrow my first edition copy of Alfred Bester's The Demolished Man? Yo, put it on your wish list.

Put it on your wish list. by shakenspear June 15, 2020

Put your cock in a sock and dock it on a rock 

A phrase that you say when someone is about to "DO IT."

"Dude, I'm gonna nail that chick later."

"Oh damn. Put your cock in a sock and dock it on a rock!"

"I'll make sure of it dog!"

Put your cock in a sock and dock it on a rock by Hmbsm21 May 19, 2009