pussy letter 

when a pussy writes a mean breakup letter and leaves a cd with reference to a specific breakup song

AND/OR

leaving an unexpected emo letter, on a cheap, white plastic lawn chair, by a pool, near a door (often used for entrance and exit), to a home, in a quiet, upper-middle class neighborhood.

AND/OR

expecting the recipient to be a mind-reader and on the same page.

your pussy letter and cd don't impress me much

leave me alone

pussy letter by too complicated, bye bye May 10, 2013

pussy litter 

pussy litter boi . its that goood shit

ay man, that chick was dripping pussy litter all over the place. i finna smash

pussy litter by lil_dick_girl666 February 8, 2018

the pussy lottery 

The Pussy lottery" is a slang term that implies finding a desirable romantic partner is like winning a lottery. It suggests that finding someone attractive and compatible is a matter of luck rather than effort or merit.

."I feel incredibly lucky to have found the perfect woman online – she possesses a perfect body, a fantastic sense of humor, incredible intelligence, and an amazing personality. All my friends want to bang her, but she's all mine. What a lucky guy I am. I've hit the jackpot. I've won the pussy lottery.

the pussy lottery by Jamie Cheese son of the uni December 31, 2024

Plenty more pussy in the litter box 

When a girl pies you but there are a lot more girls about to crack on with

Steve: victoria just pied me to go out with her mates
Chris: don’t worry mate there’s plenty more pussy in the litter box
Steve: you’re right I’ll give Jessica a message now

Plenty more pussy in the litter box by Christophe6969 July 14, 2019

pussypetter 

an old woman, you typically see in the grocery store disheveled with her hair in a ponytail buying cat food. she then goes home and pets her 100 pussy cats.

look at that crazy old lady. she looks like a pussypetter.

pussypetter by pussypetter March 27, 2010

Pussypetter 

Pussypetter is a person that coddle’s every female they see especially women with no common sense or human decency

Ugh, that guy is such a pussypetter

Pussypetter by ann mari May 27, 2020