pussy jockey

One who rides a pussy.

Can be used as compliment, insult, or any other thing your sick mind can come up with.

Versatile.

Boy is he a pussy jockey.

GIRL! That pussy jockey rode me all night loooong. And it hurt bad. I am sooo tight.

That pussy jockey called me Seabiscuit as he rode my swelled cooch.

by T-Queefer October 24, 2006

jockey puss

Condition affecting girls who ride horses excessively. Resulting in an unusually large outer pussy area. Typically swollen and slightly discolored blueish or purple hue.

Audrey had such a "jockey puss" it was like folded bologna between two bananas.

by C.L. Cates June 23, 2014