purryet 

another way to say “periodt” but without the inner hot cheeto girl coming out, so just a less embarrassing way to say period

“hey do you wanna come over?”
“sure”
“PURRYET!”

purryet by morgan444 July 23, 2023

puryeting

When you and a few other people decide to steal a neighbor's garden gnomes.

Person 1: Hey man, want to go puryeting?
Person 2: Yeah sure I've got free time.
Person 1: Im also taking "Person 3" and "Person 4"
Person 2: Sounds good.

puryeting by rosheedmaster1 July 8, 2019

purrpetrator 

Garfield.

Everyone's favorite gluttonous smirky-faced tabby-cat is usually da purrpetrator of da assorted mishaps dat Jon Arbuckle often finds himself tangled up in, but then said rotund ball of fur usually gets out of taking responsibility for said debacles by simply looking cute and being snuggly, since he knows dat Jon is such a wimpy pushover.

purrpetrator by QuacksO May 28, 2020