The level of which someone is addicted to the color purple. One's level of purple is directly correlated to the rudeness scale (the higher the addiction of purple, the higher the rudeness).
A virus transmitted from too much causal contact with anyone named purple. An Untreated STD strain of herpes and pubic lice. Most commonly effect Xbox players.
another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they'resober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.