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Purple Warrior

An absolute goat who deserves the world, very affectionate and hyper
"Purple Warrior is such a goat isn't he?"

"Yes he is!"
by pxxn1s August 1, 2021
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purple-headed warrior

A penis, especially an erect one. Heard in the Naked Gun series of movies. So named because of the tendency of the glans to turn purplish-pink when engorged with blood.
She moaned as he thrust his purple-headed warrior into her quivering mound of love pudding.
by bws55 September 3, 2007
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purple helmeted warrior of love

Let me slide my purple helmeted warrior of love into your ax wound.
by Stinky Brain December 26, 2003
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purple helmeted warrior

Dude. Why isn't this one in yet?
Its another name for ya cock.
by RicHARD September 23, 2003
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Some neurosurgeon posted a definition for masturbate with a bunch of synonyms and decided it would be a good idea to make them all one big link, which is how you got here to this page. Here's to that genius.
I hope that person catches AIDS from masturbating.



SYNONYMS: chokin' the chicken, spanking the monkey, flogging the dolphin, beating off, jackin' off, buffing the banana, wanking off, playing with yourself, tootin' your horn, fighting the purple helmet warrior, rubbing the one-eyed snake, commiting spermicide, taking your turn at the self-serve station, fishing with your zipper trout, beating the shit out of your midget friend, makin' mayo, polishing the family jewels, test-firing the old meat missle, wrapping the hand around the penis and moving it in a thrusting movement.
by Catamount June 21, 2008
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