purple hat

The tip of a white man's penis

The dude I blew last night had the biggest purple hat I've ever seen.

by Shit sive March 19, 2016

Purple-Hatted

When a dude in a purple hat is dancing with another dude and quietly and unassumingly he whips out a pink dildo.

Patrick purple-hatted J-Bro.

by cuffy92 May 5, 2010

Purple Hat

The tip of a white man's penis.

Friend 1: Jeff got nailed in the purple hat.
Friend 2: What is a purple hat?
Friend 1: The tip of his junk....

by SPQRTrueRoman February 17, 2016

Purple Hat Hacker

A "Purple Hat Hacker" is a Hacker that Defends the Internet against Pedophiles.

Pedophile: Hey, Can I see pictures of you?
Child victim: Sure
Purple Hat Hacker: "Pedophile, I already have your information and have filed a report on you"

by Miss Blue December 31, 2018

purple hat hacker

A purple hat hacker is a hacker that wants to hack himself on every single computer system to test how good he is at hacking. And they also wear purple hats.

A purple hat hacker buys a new computer and then uses it to hack his old computer to test his skills at hacking

by Craden February 2, 2016

purple hat hacker

Purple hat hackers are professionals at hacking and like to test how good they are at hacking by hacking older computer they own

A purple hat hacker was testing his hacking skills by hacking his old computer

by Craden February 2, 2016

purple top hat

A word robbie uses to get pigmys off his top hat. He runs wild in africa.

"Get those pigmys of my tophat"

by William March 31, 2004