by brand name dildos November 30, 2003
A name especially made up for people who come across as sweet and innocent but are really the ones causing all the trouble in the background. Usually don't get caught messing crap up and if they do people don't believe it was them.
annoying teacher:"Sally, Brody, Cam...quit talking!"
Sally, Brody, Cam:"Sarena was talking, too!"
annoying teacher:"She wouldn't talk during class."
Sally, Brody, Cam:"Sarena was talking, too!"
annoying teacher:"She wouldn't talk during class."
by simple-yet-complicated April 28, 2004
Guy 1: "Man whats that in the toilet, diaherra?"
Guy2: "Nooo grandpaw just went in there, he must have purined."
Guy2: "Nooo grandpaw just went in there, he must have purined."
by Hannnne May 10, 2011
All the other definitions are absolutely wrong. The following is correct.
Purin /pu-REEN/ (n.): Testicle.
(You may have encountered the plural form of Purin, i.e. Los Purines pu-REE-nez.)
Technical definition--Purin (n.): A pink cluster of mass that runs, floats, sings, and sleeps in some bootleg Japanese game called Smash Bros. or something. Light and easily jacked out of the level. (This phenomenon is known as testicular ejaculation.) Has a special move in which it rotates its body into another opponent and Up + A's the him. This move is known as the Testicular Torsion Attack, or more fondly known as the Textbook move. A Purin should never be confused with its cancerous cousin known as Kirby.
Purin /pu-REEN/ (n.): Testicle.
(You may have encountered the plural form of Purin, i.e. Los Purines pu-REE-nez.)
Technical definition--Purin (n.): A pink cluster of mass that runs, floats, sings, and sleeps in some bootleg Japanese game called Smash Bros. or something. Light and easily jacked out of the level. (This phenomenon is known as testicular ejaculation.) Has a special move in which it rotates its body into another opponent and Up + A's the him. This move is known as the Testicular Torsion Attack, or more fondly known as the Textbook move. A Purin should never be confused with its cancerous cousin known as Kirby.
Standard colloquial usage: "Mah Purin sho sho RARGE."
More obscure use: "Man, I just couldn't stop touching his Purines."
More obscure use: "Man, I just couldn't stop touching his Purines."
by KenTeeZy June 29, 2011
Purinse was created in the dark, unknowing about the world he was entering. Built from the remains of a Prince, a pure hearted Prince. Designed to bewilder the name was successful at complete obfuscation. Purinse has been thought to be many things but yet to be found out. Hence this definition in Wikipedia.
Once a Dork in a Classic world called Runescape the newly awakened Purinse like a Phoenix from the flames of Angst.
Angst was filled with activity divined from the feminine based goddesses of Hell on Earth. Never fulfilled, never completely happy. Always wandering and wondering where was true happiness?
To Purinse is to move forward, perhaps slowly, intensely. Set in a forward angle never falling, never failing, always trying, also; steadily and with a stout heart.
Purinse encourages compromise with caution and deep communication about respective needs, wants, desires and dreams.
Purinse is a character honed on a search for peace and asylum from the everyday plagues and tortures of life. An escapist always losing himself in the game of life. Not getting caught up in the pain of life.
Why did happiness always appear, rise like buns in an oven.
Only to be constrained, questioned, and deconstructed until once again happiness became a fleeting stranger-- the birth of Purinse.
Once a Dork in a Classic world called Runescape the newly awakened Purinse like a Phoenix from the flames of Angst.
Angst was filled with activity divined from the feminine based goddesses of Hell on Earth. Never fulfilled, never completely happy. Always wandering and wondering where was true happiness?
To Purinse is to move forward, perhaps slowly, intensely. Set in a forward angle never falling, never failing, always trying, also; steadily and with a stout heart.
Purinse encourages compromise with caution and deep communication about respective needs, wants, desires and dreams.
Purinse is a character honed on a search for peace and asylum from the everyday plagues and tortures of life. An escapist always losing himself in the game of life. Not getting caught up in the pain of life.
Why did happiness always appear, rise like buns in an oven.
Only to be constrained, questioned, and deconstructed until once again happiness became a fleeting stranger-- the birth of Purinse.
Purinse please help me. He is all the help and encouragement you need.
I know if I find Purinse I can get my answer.
Why did happiness always appear, rise like buns in an oven.
Purinse found his way to a new more clearly defined world. Runescape, first a mystery place. A place to burrow into to find peace on earth. An earth of peace, love, and pleasure
As an avatar, Purinse found mystery, peace, friends of like mind in Runescape. A world covered in sun and light and darkness at its boundaries.
Purinse encourages compromise with caution and deep communication about respective needs, wants, desires and dreams.
Purinse is a character honed on a search for peace and asylum from the everyday plagues and tortures of life. An escapist always losing himself in the game of life. Not getting caught up in the pain of life.
To Purinse is to move forward, perhaps slowly, intensely. Set in a forward angle never falling, never failing, always trying, also; steadily and with a stout heart.
Purinse was created in the dark, unknowing about the world he was entering. Built from the remains of a Prince, a pure hearted Prince. Designed to bewilder the name was successful at complete obfuscation.
I know if I find Purinse I can get my answer.
Why did happiness always appear, rise like buns in an oven.
Purinse found his way to a new more clearly defined world. Runescape, first a mystery place. A place to burrow into to find peace on earth. An earth of peace, love, and pleasure
As an avatar, Purinse found mystery, peace, friends of like mind in Runescape. A world covered in sun and light and darkness at its boundaries.
Purinse encourages compromise with caution and deep communication about respective needs, wants, desires and dreams.
Purinse is a character honed on a search for peace and asylum from the everyday plagues and tortures of life. An escapist always losing himself in the game of life. Not getting caught up in the pain of life.
To Purinse is to move forward, perhaps slowly, intensely. Set in a forward angle never falling, never failing, always trying, also; steadily and with a stout heart.
Purinse was created in the dark, unknowing about the world he was entering. Built from the remains of a Prince, a pure hearted Prince. Designed to bewilder the name was successful at complete obfuscation.
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