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Kirkland Purified Water 

16.9 fl oz of water that makes you high as balls
Person 1: Hey dude you want some dope Kirkland Purified Water?

Person 2: Yeah bro lemme get a hit of that Kirkland Purified Water.

Mother Fucking Lower Moreland Purified Water 

A Philladelphian slang word for the kids from the suburbs in Pennsylvania who only drink purified water, because they’re too snobby for spicket water, which they call sink water. Also called MFLMPW
Mother Fucking Lower Moreland Purified Waters are pathetic

Sam's Purified Drinking Water with Flavor Enhancing Minerals 

"Damn bro, Sam's Purified Drinking Water with Flavor Enhancing Minerals is so refreshing.

water purifier 

when the customer places himself under a mesh camping table while their partner vigorously defecates on the surface of the table sorting the peanut and corn from the poop. in case the customer has an allergy.
Josh gave shawn a water purifier at church camp.

You the birthday

You the birthday-you the point, you the topic, the reason we here, can be used as a compliment / u looking good or silly/trolling
Nah fr, you the birthday, you got all the attention.
You the birthday by Dev-in April 4, 2026
Word of the Day on May 28, 2026

church hurt 

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
Word of the Day on May 27, 2026