purified water
purified water by ihatepurifiedwater October 5, 2022
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Kirkland Purified Water
Person 1: Hey dude you want some dope Kirkland Purified Water?
Person 2: Yeah bro lemme get a hit of that Kirkland Purified Water.
Person 2: Yeah bro lemme get a hit of that Kirkland Purified Water.
Kirkland Purified Water by βαρίδι November 21, 2022
Mother Fucking Lower Moreland Purified Water
A Philladelphian slang word for the kids from the suburbs in Pennsylvania who only drink purified water, because they’re too snobby for spicket water, which they call sink water. Also called MFLMPW
Mother Fucking Lower Moreland Purified Water by slingshot.aj July 16, 2019
Sam's Purified Drinking Water with Flavor Enhancing Minerals
Sam's Purified Drinking Water with Flavor Enhancing Minerals by Corbino the Extino November 27, 2022
water purifier
when the customer places himself under a mesh camping table while their partner vigorously defecates on the surface of the table sorting the peanut and corn from the poop. in case the customer has an allergy.
water purifier by poolboy6969696969696969 June 15, 2011
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