pupkis

the saliva/snot combination the dog leaves on car windows or the sliding glass door while looking in the house

Get me the glass cleaner, the patio door is covered in pupkis.

by Vikki April 28, 2004

pupkis

The act of kissing a puppy or dog in the manor of a dog, that is to say, licking them.

She gave her friend a pupkis.
Why are you pupkissing my cat?

by Anonymous October 28, 2003

Being Purkiss

To be outrageously good at every sport known to man

Dwayne: Hey, why am I so bad at every sport I do?

Mikhial: I know I suck at every sport as well, what are we doing wrong

Anfernee: Your not "Being Purkiss"

.........oh wait

by Who Can Stop Me October 6, 2010

do a Purkiss

intransative verb /perk-iss/ 1. to lose connection while online

"Where's Stephen ?"
"Oh he just did a Purkiss".

"If you do a Purkiss again I won't be able to send you that E-Mail"

by Carmen+Rafiqi April 25, 2008

pupkiss

dog nose prints on the inside of car windows, on patio door, mirrors and other glass or reflective surfaces

Washing the pupkiss off of the car windows after our dog has taken a ride is mandatory, if you want to see through the glass again.

by MomDog January 12, 2009

Punkist

Member of the Cult who follows TJ Smith on YouTube/ect. You can mainly find them on his Twitch Livestreams, as they are his most hardcore fans and usually only hardcore fans show up for livestreams. They founded themselves, but TJ Smith (Their Lord and Savior) DOES know about them. They also have an inner circle of about 10 members, who are in a constant Skype chat. The Dracman is under their command, and he and the Demon Face eat the souls of the enemies of the punkists.

"Am I a punkist?"

"Do you worship your lord and savior TJ Smith?"

"Ummm no."

"Then the Dracman and the Demon Face will eat your soul. Be prepared to experience eternal and forever pain."

by Bentheidiotgenius June 10, 2013

Pupkus

The moist residue left on a window after a dog presses its nose to it.

I made my husband clean off the pupkus off the car window.

by Miss Spunky August 20, 2003