punch break 

The act of masturbating in a toilet at work whilst you should be working... instead of a "lunch" break, place your hand on your member in the form of a fist and administer a "punch" to yourself... nothing better than getting paid to pull!

Me: "Hey Rosso! Hold the fort will ya, I'm on punch break!"

Rosso: "Ya dirty bastard, give her a yank for me!!"

punch break by sadtraxx September 25, 2009

Breakfast Punch 

A punch straight in the rectum that the one receives when they:

a. Agree to make breakfast but are too slow at cooking it or

b. Refuse to make breakfast altogether.

When giving a breakfast Punch you must loudly yell "where's my breakfast?" when giving them the Fist of Glory.

It considered an insult to smackback after receiving a breakfast punch.

Also known as a "Morning Fist of Glory"

"Grandma was to slow pouring the milk into my cereal, so I gave her a breakfast punch"

"My wife wouldn't get up and make me pancakes, so I gave her a breakfast punch"

Breakfast Punch by asbellonibloods June 3, 2009