pumpt

Like "pumped"; means excited, stoked, psyched, all fired up, etc.

Dude, I am so pumpt for the weekend!

by trainrider` February 24, 2010

pump granny

A "pump granny" is an elderly or infirm person (esp. a woman) who attempts to promote zero or low value stocks for a TTCM. They accept this as being extremely low paid work & either realize (if they don't have Alzheimer's etc) that they will probably be meeting their maker before the legal system indicts the company & them OR have Alzheimer's & have no clue what their doing.

Michael: My mother works as a pump granny for TTCM, at least I don't have to pay her
Sonny: That's my mother you're talking about!!

by Sonny Nugent January 25, 2022

Pump Granny

An older Lady used to hype up product for a company.

Man 1: “Did you see the Pump Granny at the Xbox Event?”
Man 2 : “Yeah, there were loads of Pump Grannies! I bet even my Grandma will buy an Xbox now!”

by The Mayon January 25, 2022

pump granny

A "pump granny" is an elderly or infirm person (esp. a woman) who attempts to promote zero or low value stocks for a TTCM. They accept this as being extremely low paid work & either realize (if they don't have Alzheimer's etc) that they will probably be meeting their maker before the legal system indicts the company & them OR have Alzheimer's & have no clue what their doing.

Michael: My mother works as a pump granny for TTCM, at least I don't have to pay her
Sonny: That's my mother you're talking about!!

by Sonny Nugent January 25, 2022

pimptronot

Though not “technically” a pimp, possesses qualities equal to or better than those of a real pimp.

While I wish my boyfriend was a pimptronot. I had to settle for a pimp.

by Pimp-Tro-Not March 27, 2019

Pumptism

A word created by the YouTube channel "JustDestiny" which refers to an individual who listens to Lil Pump once and then suddenly starts to act like they're from the "Hood".

Betty is so ghetto now... she must have Pumptism.

by JustDestiny January 10, 2018

luigi pump

when luigi is pumping in a bunny suit whilst playing barn finders and doing horse tilt

shagira miamoto "yo, dude what are you doing?"
a random man named Doug "I'm currently Luigi pumped"

by Asidrane March 8, 2022