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Pimpinitis 

A form of arthritis developed by over use of one's "pimpin hand", often causing sharp pain in the wrist, joints, and carpals. This condition can be treated, but most cases demand the afflicted to stop "slapping bitches".
J-Smooth had to stop trolling the block until the weather gets warmer because his pimpinitis was acting up.
Pimpinitis by DownHalo February 9, 2010
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Pimpinitis 

A Godlike Sickness giving you the ability to (refer to these) Pimp Slap, Smack a hoe, Bounce, and eat the yum yum. Symptoms of pimpinitus are listed below:
Disco Fever
"Swelling"

Swag
Hustlin
Slappin Yo bitches, and making your Ho Count more than five alows you catch pimpinitis, you may not pass it off and it is given to the lucky Few
Wow dude look, hitlers pimpinitis
Pimpinitis by lightblack101 January 1, 2010

Pimpitis 

That uncontrollable urge you get to slap a hoe whenever she walks by.
Alex: Yo Jimmy hold my hands man I got a serious case of pimpitis for Jenny over there.

Jimmy: Man no kidding I want to slap her all up and down campus.
Pimpitis by DoctorBob May 9, 2011

pimpnotism 

same as hypnotism, but this way you get the girls to do what YOU want
i used my pimpnotism on 5 bitches friday night
pimpnotism by joe November 7, 2004

Pumpkinitis 

Soreness of the hands, wrists, arms, and/or shoulders due to the excessive making of pumpkin spice beverages
After working an 8-hour shift at the coffee shop, I had to ice my wrist due to an extreme case of pumpkinitis
Pumpkinitis by tskizzle September 19, 2014

Pimpleitis

When excessive pimples form on the face of adolescents. The condition is known as Pimpleistis. It is commonly found on the cheeks and neck of its victims. On males, some may refer to it as a pimple-beard. It is also a synonym for Cystic Acne.
Girl 1: Omg did you see that guy Aaron?
Girl 2: You mean the one with the Pimpleitis?
Girl 1: That’s the one!
Pimpleitis by RedHotQueen November 22, 2017

pumpkinitis 

Getting boned in the pooper on Halloween.

This is derived from the Olde English word "Pumpkinitous" which is defined as: The act of being startled by a rooster, tripping and falling out of a barn window, down a ladder, and into a wagonload of pumpkins, resulting in a pumpkin stem piercing through your Dungarees and lodging in your anus.

larry: Yo B-train, where u been? we been playin' Keno all night at FoodMart wit out you.

billy: shit man, i got a mad case of pumpkinitis. u win?

larry: 12 bucks

billy: safe!
pumpkinitis by larryDC August 18, 2006