Pumper's Doom

When you are trying to squeeze your fingers together but you can't. Mainly caused by excessive masturbation combined with cycling into work.

'God damn my hands are hurting, I can't squeeze my fingers together, my girlfriend (who is a physio) tells me it's "Pumper's Doom"...'

by Trevor Osser June 22, 2016

Pamper's Clause

Covering your ass

He said he wasn't shown what to do,so escaped blame...He used the Pamper's Clause...

by thefullronnie August 29, 2011

Pumper Stoked

The act of being pumped up and stoked about something at the same time.

After landing the sick 900 Stalefish in the halfpipe I was super Pumper Stoked about it!

by AD218 August 28, 2008

pumper stumper

The act of two people taking simultaneous shits but not allowing their feces to drop. They must both touch their shits together.

An imminent rectal evacuation was necessary after a meal at Denny's. With only one toilet available, a jolly good time was had with a pumper stumper to contest priority to the shitter.

by Soupskin November 10, 2013

Pumper Slug

A real firefighter. The only kind that ride Pumpers (engines) and put out the fires. Not a truckie.

Have you ever seen a truckie actually put out a fire? No, because that's the pumper slugs job. The truckies just stand around flexing for the camera.

by The hoseman July 28, 2011

pupper[s]

1.my dog had 3 puppers! 2.awe, your pupper is so adorable!

1.my dog had 3 puppers! 2.awe, your pupper is so adorable!puppers can mean,another cute nickname for your furry companions puppies. Or, calling your dog or someone else dog a pupper, most likely signals you like their dog and thank he\she is cute in nature.

by BLUEqwq June 26, 2018

Pumper Special

A large croud of men (women) srrounding a sexual partner and showeing them in cum.

A bunch of people gave this chick a Pumper Special last night at the party.

by pimpdaddy007 September 5, 2011