2 definitions by Trevor Osser
When you are trying to squeeze your fingers together but you can't. Mainly caused by excessive masturbation combined with cycling into work.
'God damn my hands are hurting, I can't squeeze my fingers together, my girlfriend (who is a physio) tells me it's "Pumper's Doom"...'
by Trevor Osser April 6, 2016
Leah Parr... An internet stalker who mainly utilises email addresses to find you on Facebook. Suddenly you'll find yourself speaking to her for hours on end when in reality she can see into your front room by stretching her neck. Usually falls victim to builders poos, flat tyres and generic unsavoury rice cooking. Will endlessly confuse you with messages that make no sense. Does a good chilli.
#whatisthiskitchenutensil #showmeyapantry #noideawhatthisquoteis
#whatisthiskitchenutensil #showmeyapantry #noideawhatthisquoteis
Oh god I think I've just been Leah Parr'd! A girl just added me on Facebook and now I can't stop talking to her, I'm trapped! Help!
by Trevor Osser October 20, 2018