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pummel horse 

Noun:

A large person who attempts to situate themself in a chair by holding onto the arms of the chair, lifting his/her large body, and tucking his/her fat legs under his/her fat ass.
"She keeps breaking chairs because she acts like it's a pummel horse"
pummel horse by Widow1 July 20, 2006

Pommel Horse 

The sexual act of a smaller man taking charge of a larger woman.
Resembling an Olympic gymnast straddling the two "love handles" and swaying his body about in a routine. Depicted as a straddling motion. Applying only to men because the pommel horse is only for male gymnasts. An endearing feat requiring a upper body strength and stamina.
Guy # 1: Wow look at that big and tall sized woman.
Guy # 2: Yeah I wouldn't mind giving her a pommel horse and straddling her buy her love handles.
Pommel Horse by Feral Man September 6, 2014

pommel horse 

A)When the chick gets on top and decides to do it like the man.

B) A deuce resembling said real-life object

Dude, I don't think you wanna go wit that chick because apparently she likes to pommel horse the shit outta people.
pommel horse by Godakajesus February 9, 2006

Working the pommel horse

When a cat is in the process of cleaning/licking her own ass with at least one back leg/paw diagonally in the air(can also be 2 back legs)...AND at least one, but better with two front paws on the ground rendering the illusion of the cat working an olympic pommel horse.
I looked over my shoulder to see what that smacking sound was....staring back at me was my cat....caught red-handed working the pommel horse.

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
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