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Pulling a Bryan 

When you are feeling like a sad pathetic loser, so you text your ex begging her to take you back.
P1:Did you hear about Ted?
P2:Nah, what happened?
P1:He tried pulling a Bryan on Doug's girl!

P2:How did it end up?

P1:They read the messages together and laughed about how pathetic he was!
Pulling a Bryan by Nutsackmuscle February 19, 2019
Words you can keep

pulling a bryan 

being late
where’s kaelec? oh he’s pulling a bryan!

pulling a bryan 

being late as fuck to work
where’s kaelec? oh, he’s pulling a bryan!

Pulling a Bryan. 

When you're hitting it from the back and you pull out to far and slide right in her ass hole.
I was fucking hannah last night and ended up pulling a Bryan.

Pulling a Bryan. 

Forgetting you’ve been watching porn on an electronic device and sharing this device or inadvertently showing the screen to a co-worker or friend.
“Dude, Vince wanted to show us a trailer on his phone today, and he pulled a Bryan in front of the whole crew.”

“I was trying to play it through Airplay, and realized last minute that I was pulling a Bryan.”
Pulling a Bryan. by NotTheRealVinz January 9, 2020

pulling a kobe bryant

when a guy cheats on his wife then gives her an expensive gift (preferably jewelery) so she forgets about what he did.
Man, did you hear that guy banged that bitch then started pulling a kobe bryant so his wife wouldnt get mad.
pulling a kobe bryant by XTDave November 21, 2006

pulling a kobe bryant

An act that is said to be forceful by the partner of a black male. This act is not necesarily forceful but that black guy will get sued. Sucks but it happens
I heard Jermaine got with that girl and she said he raped her, fuckin nigga is always pulling a kobe bryant.
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