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puleeze or puleez is a phonetical rendering of the emphasis of the central vowel sound when saying the word "please" as shorthand for the saying please mush where there is also an emphasis on the central vowel sound of "please" which saying means give/gimme me a break which usually means i am exhausted by this oft repeated attempt to convince me (whether deliberately or otherwise) to believe a lie or act on false information or is a contemptuous manner to convey that you want to the speaker to stop the con game or the nonsense or the spiel i.e. you are not buying it i.e. believing what they are saying
- Jack - The toppling of Saddam Hussein was definitely worth all the shed blood and billions spent

Jill - Puleeze Jack ! the tens of thousands killed , maimed , orphaned , displaced , billions lost to corruption, shoddy construction, out right graft etc, destruction of priceless antiquities , internecine confessional warfare that continues to this day, training and inspiring of terrorists etc in the Iraq war all to destroy a regime that had no weapons of mass destruction and was already contained , even sadistically , by sanctions means the Iraq war as a means of toppling Saddam Hussein's regime stands as one of the grossest crimes against humanity in modern history and was definitely not worth the loss of blood and treasure.
puleeze by thrustyourhandintomyside November 21, 2010
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Geezer Pleezer 

n. Any of the genre of prescription drugs (e.g. Cialis, Viagra, Levitra, et. al.) designed to give old men erections.
Didja see the grin on that had-squader? Musta taken his geezer pleezer and jammed the blue hair last night.
Geezer Pleezer by SnarkyRedhead February 20, 2005

puhleeze 

long form of the word "please" said in the way roger rabbit would say it.
"Let me have that cookie"
"no way man"
"puhleeze, you gotta give me a cookie"
puhleeze by Greg March 15, 2005

Pleezers 

crais over Pleezers
Pleezers by Clover Wanis Snail April 22, 2013

Cracka Pleeze 

Ignorant White person who doesnt like minorities, homosexuals, certain religious faiths, Loves to hate, Feels needs to hate to be accepted by those who think the same way that person does
"black people are useless"

" Cracka Pleeze"
Cracka Pleeze by Zug Zug May 16, 2005

Geezer Pleezer 

a ual stimulant for old people, i.e. viagra, cialis, etc.
the old fart took his geezer pleezer and rode his wife all night long.

geezer pleezer 

a wannabe geezer. someone who goes to all lengths to impress their geezerfied homies.
'your ugly sister is a geezer pleaser. its bad enough her being so ugly.'
geezer pleezer by MC Boonge August 13, 2003
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