Pleezers

The reason you all breathe

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Pleezers by Clover Wanis Snail April 22, 2013

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Geezer Pleezer

n. Any of the genre of prescription drugs (e.g. Cialis, Viagra, Levitra, et. al.) designed to give old men erections.

Didja see the grin on that had-squader? Musta taken his geezer pleezer and jammed the blue hair last night.

Geezer Pleezer by SnarkyRedhead February 20, 2005

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peezers

Tweezers used to pluck hair located at the genitals.

Yo dude, gotta go get some new peezers. Dropped my last ones in the toilet and I still need to pluck my pubes.
Alright dude, let's go to Walgreens and get some.

peezers by MathO24 February 27, 2020

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Geezer Pleezer

a ual stimulant for old people, i.e. viagra, cialis, etc.

the old fart took his geezer pleezer and rode his wife all night long.

Geezer Pleezer by Militant Liberal May 13, 2005

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geezer pleezer

a wannabe geezer. someone who goes to all lengths to impress their geezerfied homies.

'your ugly sister is a geezer pleaser. its bad enough her being so ugly.'

geezer pleezer by MC Boonge August 13, 2003

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Shitdar

Spidey sense for evading poop on the street, canine or otherwise.

When walking in NYC or LA, you need shitdar.

Shitdar by Sickomonster June 3, 2026

Word of the Day on June 6, 2026

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Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
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Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.

Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026

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