Pleezers 

The reason you all breathe

crais over Pleezers

Pleezers by Clover Wanis Snail April 22, 2013

Geezer Pleezer 

n. Any of the genre of prescription drugs (e.g. Cialis, Viagra, Levitra, et. al.) designed to give old men erections.

Didja see the grin on that had-squader? Musta taken his geezer pleezer and jammed the blue hair last night.

Geezer Pleezer by SnarkyRedhead February 20, 2005

peezers 

Tweezers used to pluck hair located at the genitals.

Yo dude, gotta go get some new peezers. Dropped my last ones in the toilet and I still need to pluck my pubes.
Alright dude, let's go to Walgreens and get some.

peezers by MathO24 February 27, 2020

Geezer Pleezer 

a ual stimulant for old people, i.e. viagra, cialis, etc.

the old fart took his geezer pleezer and rode his wife all night long.

Geezer Pleezer by Militant Liberal May 13, 2005

geezer pleezer 

a wannabe geezer. someone who goes to all lengths to impress their geezerfied homies.

'your ugly sister is a geezer pleaser. its bad enough her being so ugly.'

geezer pleezer by MC Boonge August 13, 2003