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puffy muffy

A pussy with real nice puffy cheeks and or lips.
Oh my god, that stripper has the sexiest puffy muffy I've ever seen!

To make a great camel toe, a girl needs a real puffy muffy.
puffy muffy by PapaGMP August 21, 2008
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puffy muffin 

a vagina that has very chubby pussy lips
person 1: hey justin, did you lose your glasses in that puffy muffin?
person 2: no adam, i didn't go down.
puffy muffin by m_i_c_a_e_l January 15, 2008

Puffy muffin 

Puffy muffin: when frequent sex causes a girl's labias to swell.
I'd love to jam but you did me so hard last night that I have a puffy muffin.
Puffy muffin by Brenda Staines August 26, 2016

Puffy Muff 

A vagina that has large engorged lips that look like they have an allergic reaction .

Example , how eyes and lips swell when someone who has a peanut allergy eats peanuts.
Yo' that bitches got a puffy muff , when I was hitting it my balls would feel like they were hitting pillows .
Puffy Muff by TcSilly May 25, 2018

Muffy Puffs 

Muffy puffs-a group of hot chicks playing trivia with swollen vaginas at a local pub
Look at that table of hot muffy puffs.
I bet they win tonight
Muffy Puffs by Country K October 29, 2017

muffy puffs 

Muffy Puffs-A group of chicks playing trivia at the local pub with swollen vaginas.
Look at that table of muffy puffs.They look hot.
muffy puffs by Phatwags K October 29, 2017

Puffy fluffy muffin 

What your boyfriend calls you when he adores you.
My sweet puffy fluffy muffin chocolate. You are just too cute.
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