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Pueblo South High School 

A high school in Pueblo, Colorado known for having the most teen bodybuilders per capita. Besides eating Chipotle (at least 3 times a week), working out (only upper body), and partying on the weekends, South kids really don't do a whole lot. You can find the halls packed with tools flexing and taking selfies ("I'm Zyzzz Brah!"), hoes talking about yoga pants, and ratchets caking on lip balm. One thing is for sure, if you go anywhere near this school, make sure to have a gym membership, protein shake, Starbucks coffee, and or iphone. Warning: It is always bulking season, no legs November, and arm day.
"Hey brah looks like you're walking on stilts!" "Sorry broseph, I go to Pueblo South High School."

Pueblo County High School 

A school inconveniently located in a village in the middle of no where which consists of hicks who listen to county and chew during school and wanna be mexican gangsters who think they are black. Avoid this school at all cost unless you are a stoner in which case you have already found a way to cope with the dullness of life which County high is a perfect example of.
Pueblo County High School Gym Class- "Sup stoners"
Stoners- "Sup steroids"

-middle fingers exchanged-

Pueblo West High School 

Pueblo West High School is filled to the brim with scum sucking cretins. Whether they're a DECA kid, (goblins and punks stuffed into business attire) or a jock who never really left middle school (I'm looking at you, C.R.) chances are slim you'll have any fond memories of the time you spent with them. If you're like me, and you hung around these miserable excuses for human beings for four years, you'll probably relish the time you spend in the bathroom because it is so delightfully fucking quiet.

That's not to say that everyone at the school is a depressingly useless parody of humanity. In fact, there is the occasional brilliant, interesting person populating the halls. An IQ over 90 makes you a mental giant around here, a vibrant beast among pale gray sacks of organic material that are far more interested in things like Jersey Shore and the rims on their truck than any sort of mentally stimulating pursuits. These semi-dormant lumps of decomposing flesh inevitably suffocate anything remotely unique by virtue of sheer weight.

But I guess it's not that bad. We've only had two known murderers attend this school in the last year. And only one of them shot someone's dad.
Fuck man. That's horrible. I'm really sorry to hear that... Listen, if you need anything, and I mean ANYTHING, you just gimme a call, aight? Even if you just wanna talk. Fuck, man. Pueblo West High School. That fuckin' sucks. No one should have to go through that. Fuck.

Pueblo West High School 

Where the dreams of children go to die.
Where does he go to school?

Pueblo West High School

Ouch. His life is over.

Pueblo central high school 

If your a young teen suck at school plan on dropping out or want to get pregnant younger then 17 just know your school has a daycare for your kid
Hey man your girls pregnant? Oh yeah I forgot you go to pueblo central high school

pueblo west high school 

Located in the middle of a dirt hole. Windy all the fuckin time so beware ur hair WILL get raped, but this school starts so damn early u won’t have time to fix it, sorry. Consists of mainly white trash who smoke pot all day (but then again what school isn’t like this?) & people who think they are cool cuz they wear Hollister and a&f everyday. Were 07’ state champs In football, rlly the only thing this school has to show for itself. Some party goers, mainly the seniors and some juniors and sophomores, the freshies are to fkn annoying. The semi-pretty girls here are mostly short chicks who wear heels to make themselves taller. The cheerleaders (who suck, most are fat chicks) are really the only popular chicks, they think they are badass cuz..well actually I don’t even kno why they think they’re so dope..newsflash yo, ur not. No guys are really hot here, some of the seniors are, some of the younger guys (10th & 11th graders) are hot but usually dicks or are annoying as fuck, which ruins it. The only cool people who go here are the ppl who aren't that “popular” and don’t have sex w/everyone. I don’t mean the nerds or weird ass people, I mean the mo fukin cool ass people. Try to find em. Some teachers are cool but most u will learn to hate. The classes are chill sometimes & aren’t very hard so u usually don’t feel like ur learning anything, so why the fuck am I going to school?! That’s the real question.
“Where do you go to school?”

“Ah, man I go to pueblo west high school bro.”

“I heard that school sucks”

“Yeah, mostly, don’t learn shit. I dig my friends tho, they’re chill.”
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